Be the squirrel

For all those schools currently seeking new mascots thanks to the NCAA cleaining up the image of college football by ridding us of any mascot that might be considered offensive. I offer the ultimate answer. BE THE SQUIRREL! Not only can you make easy money off all those stuffed animals you can sale to the kiddies, but lets face it squirrels are a dime a dozen. How hard could it possibly be to take care of a squirrel. Plus lets face it they basically all look the same you could replace Ole' Nutter and who would be the wiser? Of course nobody wants a mascot just because its cute. However, after a squirrel in Florida held an entire park hostage as he attacked anyone who entered his territory. Granted that squirrel met a sad fate at the end of the day, but that's the scarriest part about squirrels. They're everywhere....