How old do you think I am?

"The Beaneaters keep popping up every afternoon," Cox said. "Way back. I wasn't around then. It's kind of strange to be talking about those kinds of records, at all."

That has to be one of the funniest quotes I've seen in a while. The fact that Bobby Cox felt the need to let reporters know he wasn't around back, when the Beaneaters were setting records in 1897, just strikes me as funny. I'm sure he said it as a joke, but it kind of makes you wonder just how old is Cox if he needs to clarify he wasn't around in 1897.

There can be only one!

And just how long does he intend to be the manager for the Braves and does he use a tomahawk to chop off the heads of his enemies?