This rumor first began its dance around the internet earlier this morning, but it was made offical at a press conference today. Oklahoma has found a replacement for Rhett Bomar for next season. For anyone who has lived in a cave for the last week you might have missed the fact that Bomar was suspsended for accepting money for work he didn't do. To Bob Stoops credit he quickly dismissed Bomar from the team and dashed the National Championship dreams dancing in so many Sooners heards. While this season will still be a long difficult road that will no doubt see Oklahmoa struggle to equal its record from last year there is now a beacon of hope for all the Boomer Sooners drowning their sorrows.
AP Photo: Uncle Rico Commits to OU.
Uncle Rico has comitted to Oklahoma. Uncle Rico had been close to comitting to Tennessee, until the details of the Bomar scandal came out. Apparently Uncle Rico had a change of heart. Uncle Rico had this to say at his press conference with Bob Stoops: "I'd really like to appologize to the Big Orange nation. I was looking forward to moving to Knoxvegas and seeing some of that southern hospitality first hand. There's nothing that gets my blood boiling like big bangs and spandex, but this is a once in a life time oppourtunity. Do you realize how much spandex you can buy with a deal like this. I mean getting paid for not working. Thats the American dream."
Stoops who was not allowed to comment on Uncle Rico until after signing day made the following statement: "A guy like Uncle Rico could really come in and turn this program around. I look forward to working with him next spring."
When asked when he might be making the move to Norman Uncle Rico commented that he had already gassed up the van and was planning to be there by Thursday night. When asked why Thursday night, he made the following statement as he climbed aboard his van; "Lady's night. Lady's night every Thursday how can a guy miss that?"
Clip from Uncle Rico's recriting video