There Shall Be Wailing and the Gnashing of Teeth....

That awful sound heard last Friday was not the sound of eternal judgement, but the weeping of the Big Orange Nation. It seems the second coming of Peyton Manning and the saviour of all things Volunteer has betrayed the love and affection heaped upon his brothers. Thats right Jimmy "Heisman" Clausen has given his verbal comittement to the Fighting Irish.


Thats Right Jimmy will be playa hatin'
in South Bend.

When reached for comment Phillip Fulmer could only make the following hand jester. The UT AD made a comment about feeding time as they cleared the room.

Believed to be sign language for Double Whopper extra everything.